HOLY PAPI!

http://cgi.ebay.com/4-Sea-Dogs-tickets-Ortiz-playing_W0QQitemZ270255198309QQihZ017QQcategoryZ16122QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

That is the link to one of the most unbelievable things I have ever seen in my life. Tickets to a Portland Sea Dogs game, double A affiliate of the Boston Red Sox. Why, you may ask, would tickets to a AA baseball game be selling for over $300? Well, David Ortiz is coming to town. It was Announced over the weekend that Big Papi would be making three rehab starts with the Sea Dogs July 21st-23rd.

Am I the only one that thinks this is absurd? Its not like Babe Ruth is coming back for one last game or anything. Its DAVID ORTIZ. Yes, this may be the biggest thing to happen to Portland, Maine in, well, the history of Portland, Maine but Boston is only a two hour journey down I95. Good tickets to the Sox don't even go for that most games. Jeezzz ... crazy Mainahs.